🚀 Project Showcase: When Code Goes Wrong (But Still Works... Sometimes) 🚀

🏢 Company Project - [CLASSIFIED INFORMATION]

Status: RUNNING

Created: According to my contract, I can't tell you when

🤐 Sorry, can't show you the code. It's classified, and I like having a job!

🌐 A Global Website - This Glorious Mess You're Looking At

Status: ZOMBIE (Barely alive but somehow still kicking)

Created: When I got bored and wanted to learn HTML/CSS properly

Features:

• Authentic retro design that hurts your eyes (intentionally)
• Blinking text because why not?
• Color combinations that violate web accessibility guidelines
• Table-based layouts like it's 2002
• Visitor counter that definitely doesn't track real visitors

Traffic Stats: Most visitors are probably bots, and people who clicked by mistake. Google Analytics shows that the average session duration is 3.7 seconds (including the time it takes to hit the back button).

User Feedback:

• "My eyes!" - Anonymous visitor
• "Is this website from 2003?" - Confused millennial
• "I love the honesty though" - Fellow struggling developer
• "Why?" - Everyone who visits

Future Plans: Maybe add a guestbook, some animated GIFs, and possibly MIDI background music to complete the retro experience. Or I might just leave it as-is because fixing it would require effort.

⭐ YOU'RE EXPERIENCING IT RIGHT NOW! ⭐